The Sandsibs Are Morons    by Chaotixfreak
knife throwing accident
who's better spider-man or bat-man?




Temari- omg! omg! OMG!!

kankuro-....do i dare ask?

Temari- i found a ring in gaara's underwear drawer!

kankuro- well i see i don't have to ask cause you blurt it out anyway, and gaara is so lucky! i mean the magic dresser never gave me anything!

Temari- magic dresser?

Kankuro- yeah, it's amazing! cause like when i have enough dirty clothes on the floor then like they dissappear for like 2 hours later i find them in my dresser....CLEAN!! and it the same with the fridge and the dishes too!

Temari- i can't believe your the stupid!! I'M the one who does the laundy! I'M the one who puts the clothes away!!I'M the one who goes to the grocery store and does ALL the shopping!! I'M the one who cleans the dishes and puts them away! me!me! ME!!!

kankuro- .....are you sure it's not magic?

Temari- YES!! it's all ME!!

kankuro-ok, it is "air quote" you "air quote" and "air quote" you "air quote" do alot of work to do, but "air quote" you "air quote" won't have to do much work in 2 years from now where we'll have robots and maids doing everything for us!....wait...the sounds kinda....dirty (says dirty in a pervert kinda way and nose starts to bleed)

Temari- (slaps kankuro)

kankuro- ow! that hurt!

temari- pay attention damn you!! we NEED to find out what this ring is for!!

kankuro- why? i mean it's just a ring...

Temari- i'm a nosey bitch that's why!! and it's not just any ring!! it's an ENGAGMENT RING!!! can you believe it!!?

kankuro- ....you're marring gaara?

temari- No!! it means gaara's going to ask someone to marry HIM!!

kankuro-.....you?

Temari- NO!

kankuro- good cause i was about to say....

Temari- say what?

kankuro- something cunning i'm sure, but i forgot...

Gaara- Hey! my ring! that's for finding it!

kankuro- who's the ring for?

gaara- who ever buys it

temari-  what? what do you mean? where did you get it? does this mean you're not getting married? how much did it cost? what time is it?! are they having a sale at k-mart today? how many days till Christmas? does it feel cold in here?

Gaara- i can answer most of those...it means i'm selling the ring and i got it from a dead lady who was dead...not dieing a slow painful death....(LIES!! he's a liar!)

kankuro- how did she die?

Gaara- knife throwing accident...she stabbed herself many times...i didn't do it... (LIES!! he's a liar..)

kankuro-..........

gaara- anyway, yes this means i'm NOT getting married!! i'm only 13!!

temari-.....i thought you graduated

Gaara- and no i don't know what time it is cause we don't have any clocks in our house!! .....or doors or windows (mutters doors and windows part)

temari- what?

gaara- Nothing!....and the rest i don't know....

kankuro- i'll give you 5 bucks for the ring...

gaara- DONE!! (grabs $5 and runs out the door to spend on candy or a chainsaw or something i don't know...)

Kankuro- heheheh, what a moron!

Temari- i'll give you a dollar for it...

kankuro- DONE!