Sand sibs are morons
Let’s all watch Judge Judy!
batman should be here by now…




Kankuro- you know, just randomly, out of the blue ya know I’m just going to say “these are my shoes”…you won’t know when…I will just say it….in the car, plane, mall, starbucks, paris, when I’m brushing my teeth, playing a game, on a mission, or perhaps learning how to ride a bike!…you will never know…until I say it, then you’ll know…maybe…

Temari- would you shut up! Gaara’s in court! Oh, this is terrible! My baby brother in court and I’m not there taking “his first court day” pictures! This is horrible!

Kankuro- relax, we’ll just turn on the T.V. to Judge Judy…*turns on the tv to channel 18, where she’s on around 4:00..yes..i know when judge judy is on..don’t you judge me… *

Temari- oh yay! I can tape it, just like I taped my divorce!

Kankuro- …you were never married…

Termari-…uh..shut up and watch your brother!



----------- In Court ---------------


Gaara- well…I’m screwed…

Mattkur- hi (takes a seat next to him)

Gaara- who are you?

Mattkur- I’m a lawyer, I’m suppose to cover for one of Ashley’s people cause she couldn’t be here.

Gaara- why? What happened?

Mattkur- well, I’m suing her, then she sued me for suing her, and then I sued her again for suing me just because I was suing her, and then she was going to sue me if I didn’t help you josh.

Gaara- …I’m not josh

Mattkur- shit, wrong room…oh well you’ll have to do, I’m sure Ashley can defend herself.

Gaara- what?

Mattkur- I’m her lawyer...

Gaara- …..

Mattkur-…..

Gaara-…..

Mattkur- it makes perfect sense if you think about it long enough.


Person-  all rise! Now presenting honorable Judge Judy!

Judy- ok, everyone sit down.

Everyone-  *sits *

Judy- ok, stand up again.

Everyone- *stands up *

Judy- sit

Everyone- *sit *

Judy- stand...

Everyone- *stand *

Judy- ok, everyone sit

Everyone- *sits *

Judy- ok mister Fredrick, tell me what happened.

Fredrick- yes your honor, it was a blue, clear, wonderful day outside, birds were singing, cookies where baking, children were screaming in terror as I run them over…

Judy- get to the point.

Fredrick- he stole my paper cup.


Everyone- *gasp! *

Judy- and your story?

Gaara- well, I was out walking on the side walk, and he throws a cup out his car window so, I pick it up and throw it in the trash.

Fredrick- hey! I carefully tossed it out! I was going to come back to get it! But I couldn’t cause it was gone! And it’s all thanks to you, you son of a-

Mattkur- HEY!

Fredrick- what?

Mattkur-…you talked when it wasn’t your turn..

Fredrick-….

Mattkur- that’s like interrupting…

Fredrick-….

Mattkur- shame on you…

Fredrick-…..

Mattkur-….

Fredrick-…..

Judy- I CAN’T DECIDE!! Let’s do this the American way and vote, who vote gaara guilty.

Fredrick- *slowly raises hand *

Judy- who find gaara not guilty?

Jury, gaara, Mattkur, and 9/10 of America- * raises hands *



--------Sand Sib household ------or pillow fort….----- no house…----------



Kankuro- well, that was stupid….

Temari- almost as stupid as my marriage!

Kankuro- temari…

Temari- yes?

Kankuro- you were never married…

Temari- ofcourse I was!

Kankuro- no….no you weren’t

Temari- then how did I have you?

Kankuro- temari…

Temari- yes?

Kankuro- I’m your brother...