The Sandsibs are morons
so this is love part 3: I don't think we should trust him...
I TEST! I DECLARE A TEST!!









you'll see it later....



















to make a short summary of what has happened so far, shikamaru was in a flower shop admiring someone he likes, gaara and kankuro came to look for a casket spray, kankuro fought with itachi for a plant named zetsu in which he sold his car for to get him, and then and then and then and then! And then the was the meteor the fell from the sky and then little..i’m off topic…..that’s what happened at school once when I was gone….I know one of you is still reading this….


I’m really of topic


And then and then and then so itachi took zetsu home (or tired anyway) by dragging him, so he got tired and waited at a bus stop, then got on the bus then and then and then,  it stopped at the flower shop which some how it caught on fire so Gaara kankuro and shikamaru take the getta-way bus…to where ever itachi was going obviously (I guess it was I tour bus the  akatsuki lair..idk I don’t write this stuff….although….)
But they came across a small problem, a:150.8 cm problem to be exact.



(wow…I’m making a LOT of typo’s …I’m going to spell check this before I put this up…)


just go read the comic and skip all this nonsense talking…just leave me to my ramble of events and happenings…



and so with this 150.8 cm problem in the way the bus swerved to avoid them …bad Idea cause then they fell of this cliff that just happened to be there like in Looney tunes and crashed into a whole bunch of trees and surrounded by the dark forest and trees…and what else?







========== start reading here…and uh, good luck================







Ø one about an hour of knocked out and some unconsciousness later <



kankuro- urg…uh…what happened?


Gaara- fell of a cliff and fell I don’t know how many feet.

Kankuro-…..I’M A SURVIVER!!!! OOOOoooOOOO!!!  *sing it *

Gaara- OH WOW!! So I’m IIIIIIIIIII!!! But I’m not singing catching rhythms and tunes about iiiiit! Cccccccaaaaaaaause! ….It’s a very serious situation! *sing it *

Kankuro-…why do you always have to out sing me?

Gaara- ….cause

Kankuro- seriously..

Gaara- I don’t know…just got the music in me.

Shikamaru- uh! I think I broke my finger! It hurts..

Gaara- oh you big baby! kankuro’s head is bleeding and I think I see some of his brain-

Kankuro- WHAT!!! *starts to panic * oh God!!

Gaara- neji who is apparently here…kinda over there, all alone.. (* looks at shikamylove* sing it…) has a broken leg, naruto who is also here has a both arms broken, random people that I don’t even know are also injured…ino was protected by her bitchyness…but itachi…has the worst injury of them all!

Kankuro- YES! Finally he gets what he deserve!

Itachi- …*looks at his arms and legs checks his head to make sure there’s no blood or brain like kankuros * what?

Gaara- a broken heart…

Itachi- …I just want a hug

Gaara- me too…

*both of them break down into tears, then start laughing *

Gaara- I’m just messing with you..the reader…

Itachi- I bet you went something like… “that’s so sad”

Gaara and Itachi- HA HA HA!!




(did I get you? Be honest)

Ino- EVERYONE BE QUITE!!!! * Bitch! *

Shikamaru- *whispers loud enough so everyone, even random people that don’t have names and who are just there cause it’s a  public bus * let’s all yell and scream and panic just to piss her off!



They all agreed



< one super panic of yell and screaming of “what the hell!” and “may I just say what the hell!”  and “my toe!” “my Car!” “dude, I doubt you even have a car if your taking a public bus to wherever your destination is”  “I left it with my girlfriend” “I doubt that as well” “toy story 2 was ok”  “is that you demetri martin?”


and then…





And then and then




Ok, I’m done with the repeating and then…and then and then…




You probably want me to continue…




Reading these makes you pretty mad…


Probably like…oh girl ya wasting my time…


Sorry.





And then Ino all the sudden pulled out a little cute bunny out of the bus glove compartment.


Ino- *pointing a gun to the bunny’s head * SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN OR I WILL SHOT THIS RABBIT!!!


*everyone has an “oh God…NO!” look on their faces and sits there asses down. *


Ino- ALL YALL SHUT UP WHILE I WATCHING THIS EDICATION VIDEO!
*slides a tape out of the glove compartment and puts in the VCR *


video- hello my name is zabuza, and I’ll be helping on this emergency journey! Now in any situation you should do this, take a rabbit like so *picks up rabbit * and say “SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN OR I WILL SHOOT!” and after they are calmly in there sits you tell them “do not go out side or a big monster will eat you!” then you go out and get the police and they tell them were you once were, and there you have it the children and yourself are safe and can continue on your journey to the destination you were heading to before this dilemma. I hope this helped, now if you excuse me I have to waste my whole Saturday figuring this problem out.

“if a crab and a half weight a pound and a half but the half crab weights as much again as the whole crab. What do half of the whole crab and the whole of the half crab weigh? “



ino- hm, ALRIGHT CHILDREN

zetsu- I’m not a child!

Ino- SHUT UP!!

Zetsu- D8 ( or   : (   )

Ino-DO NOT LEAVE THIS BUS OR A MONSTER WILL EAT YOU!!! *opens the door *  I’M GOING TO GO GET HELP! DO NOT LEAVE THIS BUS!

Gaara- hey, if she told us not to leave…then why is she.

Itachi- no monster would eat a bitch like her…


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Shikamaru- hey Gaara aren’t you suppose to be at your dad’s funeral?

Gaara- yeah…and I still remembered how he died *sad *

==================flashing you…back in time…the past ===============

Gaara- father! Who killed you?

Kazekage- who killed me? ..it was you! You who killed me!

Gaara- …what kinda name is yoo-hoo? Eh, let’s call up the nurse to get us ice-cream.


Gaara- now that’s what I call a sticky situation!

Everyone on the bus- haHAhahaha!

Neji- the bus driver hasn’t come back yet.

Itachi- GOOD!

Naruto- It’s been like little more than 15 minutes

Shikamaru- yeah…only 15 minutes.

Kankuro- It’s a lot of time if you think about it…just try.

Shikamaru- ok.


------------one 15 minutes later -----------------


shikamaru- oh wow your right!

Neji- we’re not going to survive out here, I suggest-

Itachi- I HAVE AN IDEA!!!

Everyone- what?

Itachi- well I say we choose a person to go outside and find help.

Gaara- that plan sounds worse than shika’s old truck driving job.


=============== flashing you…but I take it back…in time…===============


shikamaru- *driving an ice-cream truck * WHAT DO THESE KIDS WANT!!….oh right icecream *slams on breaks *



shikamaru- now that’s what I call a sticky situation!

Everyone- *laughs *

Neji- haha, good one shikamaru.  Ah, good plan itachi I was about to remark the same myself. *flips his hair *

Kankuro- NON-AKATSUKI MEETING AT THE BACK OF THE BUS!! NOW!

Everyone- *confused but goes to the back anyway *

Kankuro- I don’t trust itachi!

Naruto- why?

Kankuro- uh, cause he’s an akatsuki member! And an evil person who always tries to ruin peoples happiness! And look, right now how he’s treating his fellow plant!

*at the front of the bus*

Itachi- zetsu where’s your flower pot you were in?

Zetsu- it broke. = D

Itachi-….you have legs!

Zetsu- there roots! =D

Itachi- are you kidding me? NO, there legs your wearing sandals and you got toes and everything! There legs!

Zetsu- ….there roots *mumbles *

Itachi- NO THERE LEGS!!!


*back of the bus  *


Kankuro- see!

Neji- this is a survival situation.

Kankuro- fine we’ll eat him first.

Neji- -_-

Shikamaru- we’ll he is part of the akatsuki…

Gaara- oh, I wish you people wouldn’t judge people so quickly! Sure he might have killed his whole family, but that’s going to his goal! His dream! Let’s face it, who doesn’t want the family to be dead…or maybe he did it for fun…I don’t know but let’s just say his family were cult members and he did it for fun.

Naruto- what about sasuke?

Gaara- um…I don’t know, but I know he’s after you. * points to shikamaru *

Shika- don’t remind me -_-

?- what about a test?

Shikamaru- hey, yeah that’s a good idea! What’s your name?

Kelly- Kelly.

Shikamaru- …..

Kelly- what?

Shikamaru- …nothing.

Neji- what kinda test should we give him?

Kankuro- leave him to me.

Ø one walk up to the front of the bus later >


kankuro- hey itachi

itachi- yeah?

Kankuro- is that good coffee?

Itachi- but…I’m not drinking coffee

Kankuro-…that’s right, you’re not! Which means you’re honest cause if you were a lier your would have said that you were drinking coffee and it’s very good thanks for asking but since you didn’t say that it means you told the truth there for we can trust you and follow through with your plan….and maybe…just maybe slim chance though…become…allies.

Itachi- wow kankuro…that means a lot.

Kankuro- oh, and itachi

Itachi- yeah kankuro?

Kankuro- …..I’m watching you *glare *