The sandsibs are morons, and shikamaru job shadows (hahaha get it? I do!)
The Z ranked Mission!
also to cool for radio
*kankuro and gaara watching TV*
TV- and the winning lottery numbers are...7-92-3-16-2!!
Gaara- DAMN IT!!...oh wait...no..that's right...DAMN IT!!....oh wait....I WON!!
kankuro- .....awesome
Gaara- HAHAHA!!! That's right kankuro I won!!! hahaha!! you totally wish you were ME right now don't you!!
kankuro- not really...
Gaara- anyway what do i do?
kankuro- i don't know, maybe TV knows...
TV- the winner can collect there prize money here at {blocked for MY protection}
Gaara- ...a z ranked mission!!
kankuro- z? (shout out to all JTHM fans!)
Gaara- it's only the BEST kinda letter
kankuro-.....k
Gaara- TEMARI!!! I'M GOING TO THE TV STATION!!
Temari- NO GAARA!! you're GROUNDED!!!
gaara- but...
temari- NO!
gaara- (pushes lamp off the table) but kankuro broke a lamp!!
kankuro- (processing...) HEY!!
temari- well...we do need a new lamp...GAARA!!!
gaara- what?! what do you want!!
Temari- kankuro broke a lamp, the lamp is broken...go get a new one! (hands gaara $20)
gaara- (thinking: works every time) why the hell do I have to do EVERYTHING?!
-----------------------later at some kinda lamp store--------------------------
shikamaru- hello, my name is shikamaru may i help you find something today? (says in a unfriendly go away kinda way)
gaara- i'm gaara of the sand, my rockstar name is gaara of the funk and if i'm horny some people call me gaara of the fuck...
shikamaru- i really didn't need to know that..
gaara- ah, well now you do so...HA!!
shikamaru- .......
gaara-......
shikamaru- so, what the hell do you want?
gaara- oh yeah...i was going to ask you....do you know why i'm here? cause i forgot.
shikamaru- probably to buy a lamp...
gaara- oh wait! i know why i'm not suppose to be here! i'm suppose to be going to the TV station to cash in this winning lottery ticket! well...see ya!
shikamaru- wait!! you're not going anywhere till you buy a lamp!!
gaara- ....why?
shikamaru- cause i haven't sold one lamp since i got this job! and suprisingly this job has very high pay and i have to do very little work! so you're buying a lamp or i'll get fired!!
Gaara- ..........
shikamaru- ...........
Gaara- .......
shikamaru- ........
gaara- .......why am i here again?
shikamaru- uh...to buy a lamp?
Gaara- oh right! cause i broke one and blamed kankuro for it! what's the cheapest one you got?
shikamaru- these two (pulls 2 from under the counter)
gaara- how much?
Shikamaru- 30 bucks
gaara- what if i just got 1?
shikamaru- still, 30 bucks
gaara- DAMN IT!! well...i could always run away from home..i mean there's nothing holding me back...oh wait food...i MUST return for food...damn it!...can't you just take 20 dollars for it?
shikamaru- sorry, we can't change the price unless the items broken...
gaara- .....(pushes lamp off the table)
shikamaru- ........
gaara- .......
shikamaru- ........
gaara- ........
shikamaru- ........
gaara- .......
shikamaru- ........
gaara- ........
Shikamaru- that's 20 dollars
Gaara- awesome....
----------------later that day-----------------
Gaara- i want MY money!!
random girl- are you the winner?
gaara- yes
random girl- sorry, we used your money to buy a million dollar puppy!
gaara- where is it?
random girl- we sold the million dollar puppy for a million dollars.
Gaara- then i want my money!
random girl- sorry we used the million dollars to buy ticket for a hockey game...
gaara- then give me the tickets!
random girl- we can't, we already went
gaara- .....*twitch*
-----------------------one killing rampage later---------------
Gaara- i'm back...
Temari- well, did you get the lamp?
gaara- i did
temari- where is it?
gaara- (remembering that he left the lamp in the store) ....kankuro has it
-------------------------a walk into a different room later------------------
kankuro- *watching TV*
temari- kankuro wheres' the lamp?
kankuro- oh yeah...some guy came by and broke it for no reason at all...
temari- Who?!
kankuro- a guy named sal....
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I KNOW I MAKE SPELLING MISTAKES SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
wow, i can't believe i have another idea for this series...and yeah i do plan to make shika do a little more job shadowing (HAHAHAHA get it? I do!!....you don't get it...)
anyway, i was singing gaara of the funk song (from naruto abridged) and i accidently sang gaara of the fuck...and that triggered a whole lotta hell in my mind...it hurt...but it made this!!
anywhatever....
shikamaru, gaara, kankuro, temari (C) them ninja people
also if you write down shikamaru enough times you'll eventally write down skiamuo...i spelled his name that many many times...i laughed at each one...HA!
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wow, i can't believe i have another idea for this series...and yeah i do plan to make shika do a little more job shadowing (HAHAHAHA get it? I do!!....you don't get it...)
anyway, i was singing gaara of the funk song (from naruto abridged) and i accidently sang gaara of the fuck...and that triggered a whole lotta hell in my mind...it hurt...but it made this!!
anywhatever....
shikamaru, gaara, kankuro, temari (C) them ninja people
also if you write down shikamaru enough times you'll eventally write down skiamuo...i spelled his name that many many times...i laughed at each one...HA!
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Anyway, great chapter!
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The agony and the irony, they're killing me ~ lit
This is the Naruto Characters when the camera is turned off...
Kankuro: We have a camera? O.o
Gaara: Yeah, it's installed under the...
Temari: WHAT?!?!?!
Gaara:...nothing...
Yeah, ignore me...great job!!!
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He'd be my pride and joy
He'd know almost everything from Alma on down!
Someday, I'd be his wife
We'd have eternal life
Oh, how I'd love my Mormon boy!
me and my sis both laughed really hard at this part:
"gaara- (pushes lamp off the table) but kankuro broke a lamp!!"
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...But somebody has to keep those two in line... lol
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