The sandsibs are morons, and shikamaru job shadows (hahaha get it? I do!)
  The Z ranked Mission!
also to cool for radio



*kankuro and gaara watching TV*


TV- and the winning lottery numbers are...7-92-3-16-2!!


Gaara- DAMN IT!!...oh wait...no..that's right...DAMN IT!!....oh wait....I WON!!

kankuro- .....awesome

Gaara- HAHAHA!!! That's right kankuro I won!!! hahaha!! you totally wish you were ME right now don't you!!

kankuro- not really...

Gaara- anyway what do i do?

kankuro- i don't know, maybe TV knows...

TV- the winner can collect there prize money here at {blocked for MY protection}

Gaara- ...a z ranked mission!!

kankuro- z?  (shout out to all JTHM fans!)

Gaara- it's only the BEST kinda letter

kankuro-.....k

Gaara- TEMARI!!! I'M GOING TO THE TV STATION!!

Temari- NO GAARA!! you're GROUNDED!!!

gaara- but...

temari- NO!

gaara- (pushes lamp off the table) but kankuro broke a lamp!!

kankuro- (processing...) HEY!!

temari- well...we do need a new lamp...GAARA!!!

gaara- what?! what do you want!!

Temari- kankuro broke a lamp, the lamp is broken...go get a new one! (hands gaara $20)

gaara- (thinking: works every time) why the hell do I have to do EVERYTHING?!



-----------------------later at some kinda lamp store--------------------------



shikamaru- hello, my name is shikamaru may i help you find something today? (says in a unfriendly go away kinda way)

gaara- i'm gaara of the sand, my rockstar name is gaara of the funk and if i'm horny some people call me gaara of the fuck...

shikamaru- i really didn't need to know that..

gaara- ah, well now you do so...HA!!

shikamaru- .......

gaara-......

shikamaru- so, what the hell do you want?

gaara- oh yeah...i was going to ask you....do you know why i'm here? cause i forgot.

shikamaru- probably to buy a lamp...

gaara- oh wait! i know why i'm not suppose to be here! i'm suppose to be going to the TV station to cash in this winning lottery ticket! well...see ya!

shikamaru- wait!! you're not going anywhere till you buy a lamp!!

gaara- ....why?

shikamaru- cause i haven't sold one lamp since i got this job! and suprisingly this job has very high pay and i have to do very little work! so you're buying a lamp or i'll get fired!!

Gaara- ..........

shikamaru- ...........

Gaara- .......

shikamaru- ........

gaara- .......why am i here again?

shikamaru- uh...to buy a lamp?

Gaara- oh right! cause i broke one and blamed kankuro for it! what's the cheapest one you got?

shikamaru- these two (pulls 2 from under the counter)

gaara- how much?

Shikamaru- 30 bucks

gaara- what if i just got 1?

shikamaru- still, 30 bucks

gaara- DAMN IT!! well...i could always run away from home..i mean there's nothing holding me back...oh wait food...i MUST return for food...damn it!...can't you just take 20 dollars for it?

shikamaru- sorry, we can't change the price unless the items broken...

gaara- .....(pushes lamp off the table)

shikamaru- ........

gaara- .......

shikamaru- ........

gaara- ........

shikamaru- ........

gaara- .......

shikamaru- ........

gaara- ........

Shikamaru- that's 20 dollars

Gaara- awesome....



----------------later that day-----------------




Gaara- i want MY money!!

random girl- are you the winner?

gaara- yes

random girl- sorry, we used your money to buy a million dollar puppy!

gaara- where is it?

random girl- we sold the million dollar puppy for a million dollars.

Gaara- then i want my money!

random girl- sorry we used the million dollars to buy ticket for a hockey game...

gaara- then give me the tickets!

random girl- we can't, we already went

gaara- .....*twitch*




-----------------------one killing rampage later---------------



Gaara- i'm back...

Temari- well, did you get the lamp?

gaara- i did

temari- where is it?

gaara- (remembering that he left the lamp in the store) ....kankuro has it



-------------------------a walk into a different room later------------------




kankuro- *watching TV*

temari- kankuro wheres' the lamp?

kankuro- oh yeah...some guy came by and broke it for no reason at all...

temari- Who?!

kankuro- a guy named sal....