The Sandsibs are morons 15
Off to grandma's house we go!
today we'll talk about something serious in this under title today...I’m going to talk to you about-OMG IT"S SNOWING!  *goes to play outside*




>sandsib household- Christmas day


Temari- GAARA, HURRY UP!! OUR PLANE LEAVES IN 20MINUTES!!


Gaara- but I forgot to make grandma a Christmas present!

Termari- no time!! get in the car! *pushes gaara out the door* get in the car! get in the car! get in the car!
....hey where's your brother? he was in the car last time I saw him.

Gaara- i don't know.

Temari- agh!! *storms inside* KANKURO!!

kankuro- WHAT?

Temari- WHERE ARE YOU KANKURO?!

Kankuro- I'M IN THE KITCHEN!

Temari- *walks in the kitchen*  What are you doing?!

Kankuro- making a sandwich... *start smearing peanut butter on the bread*

temari- get in the car!

kankuro- but i'm making a sandwich!

Temari- GET IN THE CAR!!

kankuro- *runs in fear to the car*

Temari- well, that's everyo-....where's gaara?!

Gaara- I’m over here!

temari- gaara, what are you doing?!

gaara- making a snowman ^^ (er...i mean sandman....hmm that's kinda catchy, i think i might use that later)

temari- get in the car!

gaara-...ok


> later at the airport

Temari- Hurry! hurry! HURRY! let's go we don't have much time! *pulling gaara by is actually dragging him* can't you run any faster?! Keep up kankuro! kankuro? *stops running* kankuro? gaara where's your brother?

gaara- *on the floor* i don't know

Temari- gaara, get off the floor! you know better than that! KANKURO!!

Kankuro- WHAT?!

Temari- WHERE ARE YOU?!

Kankuro- THE SANDWHICH LINE!

Temari- *sigh* I don't have time for this..gaara be a good boy and stay here for me, ok?

gaara- ok


>one walk to the sandwich line later


temari- we don't have time for this kankuro! we have to hurry or we'll miss our flight!

Kankuro- but..i really want one!

Temari- you can get one on the plane! now hurry up!!


>one mad dash to get on a plane later


Gaara-Temari...

Temari- yes, Gaara?

Gaara- why is there a giant Christmas tree in the middle of the aisle?

Temari- i don't know..to get people in the Christmas spirit I guess...

Gaara- well it shouldn't be there! I JUST SHOULDN'T!! WHY!! WHY is it there!!

Temari- calm down gaara...

Stewartess- hello, would you like to order anything to eat for your flight this evening?

Temari- we'll have the shrimp. unlike those dysfunctional families

gaara- but-but i'm getting tired of eating shrimp...

Temari- Gaara, do you want us to be a dysfunctional family?

gaara- no

temari- then you're getting shrimp!

stewardess- same for you? (to kankuro)

Kankuro- yeah, but can you put the shrimp into a sandwich?

Stewardess- no, we can't make any more sandwiches cause we got sued that one time....(makes you wonder don't it?)

kankuro- Temari, you said i could get a sandwich on the plane...they have no sandwiches on this plane, I’ve been waiting for a long time..just for a sandwich...you lied to me temari, and I’m very disappointed in you

Temari- but kankuro i didn't know th-

Kankuro- I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE!



> almost 10 minutes later


Stewardess- OMG! THE PILOTES WERE DRUNK AND DIED OF ACHOLHAL POISONING! WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!

Gaara- This looks like a job for...THE SANDMAN! *has random mask on and is in a super hero kinda pose*

Temari- AND HIS BIG SISTER! FLYING GOLDEN DONUT GIRL! *also has mask on* let's go save these people!

Gaara- *getting his suit-case down*

Temari- Sandman what are you doing?!

Gaara- I forgot my cape.. *digging through his suit-case*

Temari- we don't have time! *grabs gaara and runs into the cockpit (control room if you don't know airplane-talk*



Gaara- ok! i know what to do! (jumps into the seat)

temari- ...

Gaara- ...

Temari- Why aren't you doing anything!?

Gaara- I don't know what to do!!

Temari- omg! what are we going to do!! *starts to run around panicking*

Gaara- hmm..what's the ocean doing in the sky?

Temari- AH!! *takes the wheel..or whatever and pulls it up to make the plane not crash into the ocean*



(ok, hi...yeah i'm going to do a quick explanation of what just happened...ok the plane was crashing so it was going down (towards the ocean) so when gaara looked out the window and saw the ocean and thought he was in the sky, then temari took the wheel and got the plane back up*

temari- *sigh of relief* ok...but now what do we do? soon we'll run out of gas or explode or something!

?- did someone say.."but now what do we do?" ?!

Gaara & Temari- *Gasp!* it's..it's! could it be?! KANKURO O-SNEAKER-O!? (sneaker as in shoe)

Kankuro- that's right! now, Sandman you run the plane since you've had the most experience!

gaara- really?

Kankuro- yeah, like you can drive!

Gaara- I can't drive! I’m only 13!

kankuro- oh..well you watch the cop show that show you the awesome yet dangerous life of a cop on duty. it's when you get to see car chases, fighthing,sometimes gun shootings, and everything in-between! it's the show where you get to see how stupid crimals really are! and they get put behind bars! these good fine people risk their very lives just to make the streets safe,..but for how long....but for how long...

gaara- ...that's true

Temari- and what can I do?

Kankuro- flying golden donut girl...i still haven't forgiven you from the last time we met...I came here to keep my comrade sandman alive, I knew he wouldn't be able to do this with out me...so you..YOU! will do nothing...

Temari- =(

Gaara- ok kankuro o-sneaker-o I’m at the controls! now what?

Kankkuro- hold on, I need to make a call on my sneaker phone *pulls out another sneaker*

>one phone call later

Phone-Shika- you've called suicide help hotline, my name is shikamaru and I’m here to listen to your problems..so yeah, let it all out.

kankuro- *tosses "phone" to gaara* tell him what's happening! the wise elf will know what to do!

Gaara- I'm tiring to land a plane with no experience!

phone-shika- ..gaara is that you?

Gaara- JUST HELP ME!

Phone-Shika- ...ok, you know what i heard? i heard some guy say you couldn't land that plane!

Gaara- WHAT?! I'll show HIM! I'll show that GUY!!


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Naruto- merry Christmas!

naruto clone 1- you to naruot!

naruto- thanks naruto!

naruot clone 2- i'm Jewish! =D

naruto clone 1- isn't that something then?

Naruto- yeah that's cool!

naruto clone 2- i got you a gift naruto!

naruto clone 1- I did too!

naruto- aww, you guys didn't have to get me anything! i love you guys!

naruto clone 1 & 2- we love you too naruto!

naruto- =^^=

naruto clone 1 & 2- =^^=

naruto- ....i wish I had a real family T_T


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(ha! while you were busy reading gaar-...I mean sandman and kankuro o-sneaker-o have already landed the plane thanks to the wise elf)


Temari- i can't believe you landed the plane!


kankuro- yeah but where are we?


Gaara- oh, we're in the U.S.A! in the state of {blocked for my protection} in the town of {blocked for my protection} and on {blcoked for my protection} street!


Termari- well, we're never going to get to grandma's house now, now Christmas with the family either =(


kankuro- and no presents =(

Gaara- hey! we can spend Christmas with Ashley (that's me) family!

kankuro- hey yeah! =)

Temari- that's a great idea!






and so they did! temari tryed on everyone’s coats, kankuro finally had his sandwich and invented 3 different types of new sandwiches which you can now buy at subway for $2.25 for 2 sandwiches which are all named after him...kankuro...and gaara and I opened presents and then it started to snow so we when outside and kept each other warm if ya know what I mean ;)



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>inside the suicide hot-line building there was shikamaru sitting there in his little cubical


phone- *ring ring ring*

shika- you've called suicide help-hotline, I’m shikamaru and I’m here to listen to your problems. so let it all out.

phone-?- DON'T MESS WITH ME NARA! *click* (that means who eve that could be hung up)

shika- >_O ....*dails phone*

another phone right next to him (he's got 2 phones)- *ring ring ring*

shika- *picks up phone* you've called the suicide help hotline, I’m shikamaru and I’m here to listen to your problems so, ya know, you talk i'll listen...

Shika- (talk)- I think I might be going crazy!  (panic)

shika- (listen)- we all feel that way sometimes, tell me what happened *totally calm*

Shika- (talk)- ok-o-ok t-there's this guy! I didn't do anything! ok! nothing! and...and he's alway's there! bad things happen man! bad things! *panic and starting to break down*

Shika-(listen)- I think this could be a misunderstanding, tell me do you have a stressful job?

shika- (talk)- y-yeah...

shika- (listen)- we'll maybe you should find something else..something you enjoy doing.

shika- (talk)- s-so your saying i should quit?

shika- (listen)- I think it's a good idea...