The sandsibs are morons
so this is love part 4: Byuukagan theory......also. sharingan
red leader to orange leader, orange leader to yellow leader, yellow leader to green leader, green leader to blue leader- formation RAINBOW!!!!

undertitle today was inspired from a galaxy not far enough away.  (aka. Star Wars)













WARNING: SCIENTIFIC EXPLATION UP AHEAD!! STUPID PEOPLE LOOK AWAY, FEAR THE THERORY OF THE BYUUKUGAN!!!



itachi- and then there was this one time I was with doctor who....I call him that cause I forget his name, and doctor "what's his face" does not sound as good as doctor who, so anyway he took me to this one time machine which looked a little like a phone booth, and so I took what learned from planet naboo and with the help of c3po and the force, and darth Vader I was able to invent the byuukagun. Which was quite simple actually....you see if you concentrate and have very strong charka control you can send charka particles through your eyes (this explains the veins) and this charka has either a negative or positive charge, and with this it connects with atomic particles (atoms, ions, whatever) so with your eyes reflecting light the charka will go with the light particles and will transmit the images to your eye, and to adjust or zoom in you just the charka control. But everything changed when I went to the dark side, dark sidious showed me then 3rd deadliest weapon known through out the galaxy, one that the senate never heard off, and those who did hear of it never spoke of it...the sharingan.  And so I became a sith lord. The sharingan is a little more complicated than the byuukagan, but they're quite similar. you send charka through your eyes, except the sharingan has a satellite type instead of the whole eye and this satellite type eyes can target there victims (if they are looked into) that way you enemy can see your charka, and with the charka connected to the atoms you can morph the atoms into anything you want your enemy to see, therefore creating an allusion. also with charka one with the atoms you can also predict your enemies moments, you see the force (moment kind of force) your enemy has will move the charka and that will move the atoms with will copy your enemies charka. and so with my shinny new light saber and these techniques I went back to find doctor who and took the time machine back in time and written these instructions to the first of the uchiha clan....and I guess one letter got lost in the mail or something and made it to the hyuuga clan, I don't know *shrugs*

Neji- I beg to differ, quarrel, this is a conflict! a dispute!

itachi- ......huh?

neji- *sigh* *grabs a hat from his purse...I mean backpack, puts out a hat puts  it on backwards pulls out a giant gold chains slips them around his neck* yo, this is scrap, a row! don't try to hassle me, home skillet!

itachi-  I’m not, I’m totally serious!

kankuro- all of those facts fit together perfectly...

neji- i find the whole thing dubious... (doubtful or questionable)

Gaara- I hate to break this serious scientific historical and totally true in everyway, and neji's gansta song or whatever he's doing...

Neji- i must converse in your barbarous uncouthed insufferable gangster slang because it's the only manner that you can comprehend what I have to assert.

Gaara- I have no idea what you just said but it sounded pretty good! someone give this guy a beat!

kankuro- chicka-chow! chicka-chow! chuu-chuu-chuu- chuu  *beat -box it!*

neji- *slaps his forehead*  they're all half-wit-simpletons!

shika- as I was saying, didn't itachi had a plan before he decided to stop in the middle of it and talk about the theories of the universe?

itachi- a yeah....we'll we just send someone out there to go get help....NOT IT!!!

*then there was shouts everywhere of "not it's" and just one "damn it!" and this damn it belonged to a girl, a girl named.....Kelly.

shika- well, I guess your it...

kelly- guess so...well....I guess I’m off...then....

*as she walked out the door, she didn't get to far away from the bus until they heard a scream, until they saw a dark figure flash for it's kill, until they heard a...
*BANG!!!*

kankuro- what the hell was that?

gaara- ...the wind?

*tap tap tap*

shika- it's coming from the top of the bus...everyone, ssshhhhhh!!!

Neji- conceivably it is the monster? *whispers*

shika- maybe...but I’m sure if we stay quite it won't hear us and maybe it will leave... *whisper*

Kankuro- hey gaara *whispers*

Gaara- what? *whispers*

kankuro-  I dare you to yell "who's there?" next time he taps on the bus. *whisper*

gaara- I don't think that's a good idea...*whispers*

kankuro- come on! you can sing a catchy tune....*whispers*

Gaara- I...LOVE catchy tunes....*whispers*

kankuro- I know you do gaara,....I know you do... *evil!*

gaara- I don't know...what do you think?

zetsu- Go for it! =D

*RAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *

gaara- wwwhhoooooooooooooooo  issssssssssssss iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt!!! *singy song voice*

*then the monster, now knowing that there was lunch inside the lunch box called a bus, he took his claws and ripped part of the roof off, the people scrambled under the seats some tried opening the windows to escape, but the monster just swooped his claws down to grab a couple of people who were on the bus and not really important characters in this story anyway. happy with snack he had just captured he jumped of the bus and did a little trot back into the forest*

everyone- GAARA YOU IDIOT!!! WTH!!!

gaara-....kankuro told me too!

everyone- .....KILL HIM!!!!

itachi- WAIT!! wait, wait! i've known kankuro through good times and bad...and I know my "buddy" *add air quotes where buddy is* would never do anything such as this.

kankuro- I always knew you'd stand up for me itachi! *puppy eyes*

itachi- yes, I’m watching you. (sound familiar?)...oh by the way...how's that coffee?

kankuro- oh, well it's just fine!

itachi- where's it from if you don't mind me asking?

kankuro- starbucks...

itachi- and how much did it cost you to get that cup of coffee?

kankuro- one hundred dolla...

itachi- LIES!!! LIES AND SLANDER!!! YOU DON'T HAVE COFFEE! THERE'S NOT A STARBUCKS ANYWHERE NEAR HERE! AND IF THERE WAS IT WOULD NOT COST 100 DOLLA!!! IT WOULD COST 100 DOLLARS!!! DOLLARS!!!!....kill him

*one angry mob slowly approuching kankuro*

kankuro- WAIT!!! no...um...you see that was my plan!! now that I know just what I’m dealing with I’ve determined just how to defeat this menace...with a little help from HIM!!