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>it all begins with shikamaru walking down the streets of konaha, it was all in all a peaceful day.  he was off to his job interveiw to become an ambulance driver in the city and THEN there is this random Gaara right next to him! saying "hey shika"



Gaara- hey shika.

Shika- how do you keep finding me? -_-"

Gaara- well, i don't really have to do anything around the house...so i just kinda stalk you...like your some kinda animal

shika- ....right, anyway as much as i would like to stay and chat about this creepy thing your doing...i have a job interveiw to go to...alone  *starts to walk away*

gaara- great! i'll go with you!  *skips to shika's side*



---------------- one walk to the job interveiw later -----------------------



---------------- one entering to a building to go to the job interveiw later ----------




shika- *sitting in a chair waiting to be called in*

Gaara- *sitting in a chair reading a 2 year old fashion magazine* did you know wooden clogs are in?  (clogs are like shoes, but weird)

Neji - (all the sudden out of now where comes into the room, flips his hair in a reallly golden magical way and sits down)

gaara- hey neji.

neji- hey gaara, what are you here for?

gaara- ...i don't know, why are you here?

neji- to brighten up cheer up the people here....they seem really depressed.....so i assume they're sick.

shika- this is a hospital.

neji- that's why i said i assume they're sick, which i can see that's why you're here.

shika- i'm not sick

neji- no, it just seems like your really sad

shika- -__-

secretary- Nara, Shikamaru?

Shika- that's me.

Secretary- the manager will see you soon but first you must fill out some fourms

shika- alright.

secretary- will they need forums as well? (looks to gaara and neji)

shika- no, i don't think-

Gaara- HE'S LYING WELL TAKE FIVE!!

sercretarty- *hands shika, gaara, and neji the forums*

shika- (thinking: ah man, what a drag) *starts filling out forums*

gaara- (thinking: i thought he was buying girl scout cookies, oh well)  *starts filling out forums*

neji- (thinking: it's been a while since i flipped my hair) *flips hair and starts filling out forum*


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Name- Shikamaru

Birthday- September 22

Sex (as in gender)- Male

any driving experence- none, but fast learner

where do you imagen you in 5 years- ambulance driver

other job experience- (not even going to bother listing these down, just so you know he had a LOT of jobs)

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name- Gaara

Birthday- January 11

Sex - saving it for someone special

Any driving experience- i've landed a plane once with no experience

Where do you imagen yourself in 5 years- prison

Other Job experience- none

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name- Neji

Birthday- H

Sex- i'm a stray, (stright and gay) like i'll notice when one of my girlfriends (as in a girl as a friend kinda girlfriend) gets her hair cut, or a new adorable outfit, and i like guys but not in a like like like like like like kinda way, maybe ya know man i don't even know.

Any driving experience- none

where do you imagen your self in 5 years- a model...no rockstar...no a super star.

Other Job experience- none

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----------------------one about 20 minutes later-------------------





Manager- well, i'd like to thank you gentlemen for coming, but i'm afraid some of you didn't do so well filling out these forums.  Shika, it seems as though you tried to suck up...and i'm glad you've had job experience, but it seems you don't have to much commitment to them. every job you've had it seems you got fired withn the week. your just not what we're looking for.

shika-.....*sigh*

Mananager- and neji...your's just confused me, i doubt your birthday could be on the letter "H"

neji- What! can't a guy be born on the letter "H"?  *says it like he's black*

manager- and gaara! i'm very pleased with your results it seems you were 99% truthful.

Gaara- 99%?

manager- yeah, we just don't believe you've landed a plane with no experience.

gaara- but i did...(big puppy dog eyes)

manager- either way, we find that gaara is perfect for the job!

------------ one later that day as an abulance driver later-----------



Gaara- where too?  (says like a taxi driver)

Nurse- the hospital! go to the HOSPITAL!!

Gaara- wow, Everyone's going there tonight!


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needless to say gaara was fired