The Sand sibs Are morons
Shut up and get me some more Tabasco sauce, Kelly!
sometimes I go to movies by myself...



Temari- Gaara I am so glad you agreed to have lunch with me! it will be just like little brother big sister bonding time!

Gaara- yeah..sure.. (just in it for the free meal)

Temari- oh God, there's Sasuke and Sakura..let's just hope that she doesn't come and talk to-

Sakura- hey Temari!

Temari- omg! hey sakura! wow, what a small world this is!

Sakura- yeah totally, we should like totally hang out, like at like totally at the mall!

Temari- oh my gosh! let's go right now!

sakura- totally!


>then off they skip out the door, tralalalalala!


Gaara- ....

Sasuke- ....

Gaara- ...

Sasuke- so..we'll sit here then.

Gaara- ok


>both sit down in a booth

Shikamaru- hello, gentlemen i'm Shikama-

both- we know who you are!

Shika- oh yeah... anyway what can I get you?

Gaara-yeah, i'll have the Tortellini allacart, and the soup of the day.

Sasuke- I’d want pancakes, orange juice, and I’d also want the soup of the day...read that back to me.

Shika- uh, pancakes, orange juice, soup of the day.

Sasuke- ok, scratch that last part I want the soup that was served yesterday...

Shika- um, ok...i'll be right back  *leaves*


Gaara- that's not lunch. that's breakfast, that's what you eat for breakfast...not lunch.

Sasuke- ok, i'll order some French fries just chill...

Gaara- -.-"

Sasuke- hey look. Neji's here too!...and he's sitting all alone...

Gaara- he looks like he's in pain!

Sasuke- maybe food poisoning...?

Gaaara- could be..

Sasuke-....

Gaara- did you hear that?

Sasuke- what?

Gaara-..hmm I guess it was nothing, I just thought I heard some girl singing and laughing her head off..but maybe it's just my imagination




(stares at Shikamylove because only she will get this)





Shika-ok, here it is (puts food on table)

Sasuke- oh, I need an order of French fries, and since the syrup's already on the table..ill guess i'll have some cereal too, fruit loops
Also give my complements to the chief!

Shika- you haven't even eaten anything yet!

Sasuke- hey! Rick works really hard, and I think he deserves a complement once and a while!

Shika- yeah, he does work pretty hard..i'll be right back with the cereal and French fries.  *leaves*

Gaara- *takes a bite of tortellini then stares at sasuke*

Sasuke- what?

Gaara- your not eating...

Sasuke- yeah, I need Tabasco sauce...

Gaara- Tabasco sauce?

Sasuke- yes, Tabasco sauce...

Gaara-...Tabasco sauce?

Sasuke- yes deaf-o Tabasco sauce!...and I also need a bowl for my pancakes.

Sasuke- ok, here's your fries and fruit loops. *sets them on table*

Sasuke- I need a bowl for my pancakes and 2 bottles of Tabasco sauce.

Shika- are you serious?

sasuke- yes

Shika- *sigh* fine... *leaves, once again*

Sasuke- *starts pouring syrup on his cereal and puts the fries and the pancakes in the same bowl*

Gaara- O.o?!

Shika- ok, here's your Tabasco sauce, and I’m only going to make 1 more trip to the kitchen because people think I’m selling you drugs

Sasuke- are you?

Shika- no I don't have any today.

Sasuke and Gaara- aww.. =(

Shika- anyway, i'm only going to make more trip to the kitchen, so you need anything else?

Sasuke- another bottle of Tabasco sauce...

shika-...ok *leaves*

Sasuke- *starts putting Tabasco sauce in the bowl of French fries and pancakes*

Gaara- um, what are you doing?

Sasuke- making pancake French fries soup..sooouuuuuppp!!

Gaara- sasuke, your starting to creep me out..

Sasuke- you know what would be great? a Tabasco milk shake...

gaara- but you have orange juice.

Sasuke- which goes perfectly with this chicken noodle soup! *pours juice in soup* which could use a little Tabasco sauce *pours sauce in till bowl overflows, stops and pours the rest of the bottle in*

Shika- here's you bottle of Tabasco s-

Sasuke- I want to see the manager...

shika- ugh, fine, i'll go get h-

Sasuke- *jumps up on the table* MANAGMENT!!!


>then a big man with an unnaturally high voice came dancing to the table

Manager- what seems to be the problem?

Sasuke- Problem! i'll tell you what the problem is!


>everyone staring at sasuke, wanting to know what the problem was and wanting to see what they could do to help (what nice people!)


Sasuke- this waiter!! him! right there *points to shika* has ruined my food with Tabasco sauce! look! look what he has in his hand!

Shika- *still holding the Tabasco sauce* it hasn't been opened yet!

Manager- I’m terribly sorry! Kelly your fired!

Shika- ok, for the last time my name is not Kelly!

Manager- I don't care, I like calling you Kelly! so Kelly, your fired Kelly!

Sasuke- HAHA! that's what you get for messing with me, Nara!

Shika- what did I do?!

Sasuke- ...

Shika-...

Sasuke- shut up Kelly