The Sandsibs are morons
Time Traveling Yellow box...of liberty?
who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? you did, we know you did. the F.B.I is on there way.





Gaara- "do not open till Christmas, or else..."

Kankuro- we should totally open it.

Gaara- But it said "or else" that's like what mob members say before something bad happens...

Kankuro- what!? no box threatens me! open the box Gaara! and feel free to sing a catchy tune as you do so.

Gaara- I LOVE catchy tunes!

Kankuro- sing it brother

Gaara- i'm going to open this box...and i wonder what's inside  *sing it*



>  as soon as he opened the box they got sucked in and when they opened opened there eyes, they where somewhere else


Kankuro- hmm, poorly made house, guys in wigs and nicely dressed, a calendar of 1776....the box must have been a time machine!...I can't believe Temari got me a time machine for Christmas!

Gaara- hey, why do you get it!? what possible use do you have for it?

Kankuro- I’d use it to go back in time to get that box of old hats



------------- Flash Back -------------


> At some Yard Sale



Kankuro- wow, these are some really old hats. boy, are they neat...well I didn't bring money with me so I’ll get them tomorrow...waiting...for ME!  *leaves*

Itachi- *sneaks over to the box* muhaha, i'll think i'll buy this box of old hats just to ruin his happiness it's the perfect pl- ooo! look there's a cat in the hat hat hat..
hat hat hat? cat in the hat hat...hat... grr...cat in the hat...hat hat... cat..in...the....hat hat hat- damn it!


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Gaara- that's it? that's all that you would do?

Kankuro- yeah, why do you got something better?

Gaara- yes, I would to credit for inventing T.V.



------this isn't a flash back but this is probably what would happen------



Gaara- this is called television all you got to do is plug it into the- hey, where's the electrical outlet?

people- what's that?

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Gaara- hey, when where electrical outlets made?

Kankuro- oh i don't know...

?- have you fellows signed the declaration of independence?

Kankuro- omg! You Thomas Jefferson!

Thomas Jefferson- yes and your some…person I don’t know.

Kankuro- yep, and you’ll never know. I wish we could talk but I have to find some way to get home…maybe if we found that box…

Thomas Jefferson- what box?

Kankuro- the yellow box!

Thomas- oh, you mean the toaster! Ben invented it, it’s over there.





Ben- ok, now see now. I take this piece of bread and place it in this box, and then I like this flameable box with a match like-

Kankuro- nnnoooo! (grabs box)

Ben- what the-

Kankuro- sorry we need this, Gaara!!

Gaara- coming!




Ø then like they did last time Kankuro and Gaara opened the box and got sucked back in



Kankuro- wow, that was really bizarre. No more time traveling for me again.

Gaara- hey, check it out! My face is on the $5 bill!

Kankuro- how did that-…wait you didn’t sign the declaration on independence did you?!

Gaara- I did. But I’m on money look! *hold up $5 *

Kankuro- but what happened to Abraham Lincoln? This doesn’t make sense!

Gaara- Cool, I’m on the penny too!

Kankuro- a penny’s worth nothing…

Gaara- your just jealous…