The Sandsibs are morons
So this is love: part 1- seventeen-thousand
ooo, part 1! fancy!





> Shikamaru was wondering the flower shops walls that were crowded with sweet smelling flowers showing off their best petals up, hoping to be picked by the any of the customers, but shikamaru wasn't just after any flower, he was after the most beautiful one.  not only the store but to him, the world! and this flower took form of a girl, Sarah. once a week he'd come into the store and just browse and leave just to get a glance at her, sometimes he would wait outside being a sneaky ninja and all he'd follow her watching all the places she visited, her friends that he knew the names of, and sometimes he'd go into the store and buy somethings she did just to remember what the day was like...in other words he was a total stalker.

One day shikamaru built up enough courage to talk to her in the flowershop, wanting to ask her on a date but his love sick heart was racing, his gut was twisting around, and his lips just couldn't form words...so they formed vomit...in other words he threw up on her (romantic...)

but that was a while ago! this is today and he decided that this is the day he would ask! this would be the day he'd get to go on a date with the flower petal goddess! this is his day and nothing would take him by surprise he had everything completely planned out! ....except her talking to him....




Sarah- Can i help you?

Shika- *just stood their paralized*

Sarah- hey, aren't you the guy who threw up on me last time!!

Shika- uh.... *he couldn't think of what to say because he was to busy thinking "don't throw up, don't throw up, don't throw up, don't throw up, don't throw up"*

Gaara-  hi, i need a casket spray, something white....traditional of course

Sarah- uh, sure *goes to the back of the shop to get the spray*

Shika- *has a sigh of relief, and his gut started to un-knot itself.  but then thought oh great gaara's here...what are the odds* so...how is everything?

Gaara- well, i don't think everything is going very well...but my pasta is excellent, thank you! *sitting at a random table with pasta*

Shika- i'm not a waitor anymore.

Gaara- well that's a shame, when did that happen? *takes bite of pasta*

Shika- you were there...you're ALWAYS there.

Gaara- *swallows* .......oh *gets up and flips table over*

shika- anyway, dare i ask...why do you need to buy a casket spray?

Gaara- my dad died...

Shika- the kagekaze! how? who?!

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Gaara- *in tears* father! father! who killed you?!

Kagekaze- who killed me? it was you who killed me!

Gaara- .....what kinda name is "yoowhoo?"

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shika- .... -_-

Sarah- *now back with the casket spray* here.

Gaara- good...now go carry this obviously heavy spray of flower over there to my brother!

Sarah- you've got to be kidding me... -_-"

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*one an over there where kankuro is later*

kankuro- this is a neat plant...

zetsu- =D

kankuro- i think i might buy it...

zetsu- =D

Itachi- not if i buy it first!

kankuro- i hate you!

itachi- i hated you first!

kankuro- why?!

itachi- for  no reason AT ALL!

kankuro- well! hating each other won't decide who gets the plant! i think we should have a little contest!

itachi- i agree!

kankuro- ok, who ever can guess higher of the number i'm thinking wins!

itachi- ok!

kankuro- sixteen-thousand!

itachi- Seventeen-thousand!

kankuro- Damn it!

Itachi- muhaha!! *dragging the zetsu plant (it's in a pot)* haha!


*one seven minutes of dragging zetsu later*


Itachi- arg! your heavy! *dragging zetsu*

zetsu- whee! =D

sarah- YOU!

Itachi- me?

sarah- yeah, where do you think your going with that?! you have to PAY for it!!

itachi- no i don't...i'm evil!

sarah- yeah well, evil people don't get free stuff here...you get discounts!

itachi- ok, how much is he then?

Sarah-  $232,316

itachi- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Sarah- well he is a very rare plant after all...

zetsu- =D

itachi- i don't have that much money!!

Sarah- well you do have a very nice Koenigsegg CCX parked outside....

itachi- ...it's worth it! *tosses sarah keys* i guess i'll just...drag him home...

Zetsu- =D

Sarah- oh yeah it's raining! ^^'

itachi- oh well...i have a very nice cloak to keep me dry, i'll be ok.



*after 11 minutes of dragging zetsu out of the door and outside into the rain later*

itachi- what a second! where's my cloak!?

zetsu- i ate it =D

itachi- ....he some how knew this would happen...somehow he planned this...curse you kankuro....damn you to hell!