The sandsibs are morons
Let's start a radio show! 3
let's insert a undertitle with a pun here!
Gaara- zzzzz.....z? (sleeping on the computer keyboard)
computer- you've got mail!
Gaara- *looks up at the computer* ....i don't know...last time i checked my mail i just got this spam. *holds up can of meat* (lol! pun!)
computer- .......
Gaara- ......
computer- .....
Gaara- .....oh so what! Not going to talk to me now?
computer- ......
Gaara- fine... *checks mail* Oh God! I actually got a letter!
I have my question for Gaara:
"Dear Garra,
Would you please tell me how you put up with your older siblings? They never stop bugging me. How do you do it?"
~PhaseAndDaze
Gaara- well, phaseandd-
Kankuro- *gasp* is that PhaseAndDaze?! OMG!!! let me talk to her!
Gaara- NO!! *covering the computer screen with his body* this is my friend...uh..DazeAnd...uh (think of something clever) Phaze!
Kankuro- who?
Gaara- eh, evil twin?
kankuro- then why do you talk to her?
Gaara- she knows good gossip...
Kankuro- oh,....hey were you sleeping?
Gaara- ....n-nnooo
Kankuro- then why is there drool on the keyboard?
Gaara-.....it's atomic ooze
kankuro- ...there was an alien here!
Gaara- Yeah! go outside and look for him!
kankuro- *runs outside*
Gaara- well, i don't see where you get the idea that my siblings are annoying...athough they are morons...mostly kankuro but once in a while they won't shut up or something so i just threaten to kill them...so that works, or you could call shikamaru's theropist...which he's pretty good...but he sounds really familiar... I think i met him once *shrugs*
Temari- OMG!! Is that PhaseAndDaze? I gotta talk to her about hanging out at the mall on saturday!
Gaara- NO! It's DazeAndPhaze! now leave me alone!
Temari- don't talk to me like that, mister!
Gaara- *sigh* sorry temari..
Temari- i'm putting more shrimp in your diet! *storms off*
Gaara- damn it! ...well i had another idea! You could change your name!
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